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Professional Women Herder

White Collar slang for a person that organizes a service of sex, usually with women, in return for money. Somebody that organizes prosititutes. See pimp.
Where can I locate the nearest professional women herder, I am rather excited after our recent gain in the stock market.
by Evilbobman May 25, 2011
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'professional dancer'

A stripper who likes to make their occupation sound more genteel.
"What was your previous job?"
"Well I was a 'professional dancer'
by queenjasy_j March 26, 2017
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progression depression

Being stuck in a video game of any type is called a progression depression
by Gaming Person 1 November 1, 2017
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Professional guesser

A person who guesses correctly
Ahhh u should just be a professional guesser
by Lady bug attacker December 4, 2018
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Professional

Gabrielle mace is very professional
by Puta madre April 13, 2019
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Professional editing gpu

Something 8 year olds joke of because it's too expensive when it's not for games
Me: I'm gonna get a professional editing gpu for my photos:
8 year old: Oh yeah you can play roblox with 2 fps very nice
Me: *slaps 8 yr old with tank*
by trumpation August 26, 2020
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Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win unanimously.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.

Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.

Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
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