by Ringa Darkmountain November 7, 2018

by Idkimhereig October 31, 2021

by blue_boxers008 September 27, 2021

Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024

There was a private-rainbow in my backyard!
by BillysWords September 1, 2018

probably the worst school in the world let alone Sharjah with drunk teachers and dumb kids they always make you pass no matter what and every exam has like nothing to do with what you studied
Bro: Hey should I join AL Maarifa international private school?
Me: Bro no that school is a animal park with dumb teachers don't join it
Bro: understandable have a horrible day
Me: Bro no that school is a animal park with dumb teachers don't join it
Bro: understandable have a horrible day
by hosein al sha7at March 13, 2024

Sexy man : do you have a private puppy?
Sexy Man : o.o
Ashes (Elite): a private puppy?
Ashes (Elite): whatt?
Ashes (Elite): lol
Sexy Man: D:
Sexy Man: how do you not have one?!
Sexy Man: o.o
Sexy Man : o.o
Ashes (Elite): a private puppy?
Ashes (Elite): whatt?
Ashes (Elite): lol
Sexy Man: D:
Sexy Man: how do you not have one?!
Sexy Man: o.o
by Snipir October 19, 2008
