poptart

double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)

1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one

"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one

"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2

poptart by strangewalrus November 22, 2011

Poptart

Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.

Nigga you a Poptart, nigga, you a Poptart, sweet in da middle!

Poptart by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011

Poptart

A good looking younger man under the age of 25 usually found out and about at he local bars and clubs and of course the gym.

Poptarts... they are made for fun!!!

Oh he is just a "poptart!"

That place was just full of Poptarts

Poptart by dmi443 October 28, 2011

poptart

v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.

n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with

If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!

Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.

poptart by fanOFcake December 7, 2011

Poptart

Cute pet name for the neu pun yo.

"I love you, poptart!"

Poptart by gummybear!@ April 30, 2012

poptart

A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...

A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.

A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson

poptart by pinksparkles88 October 18, 2012

poptart vip 

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.

I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.

poptart vip by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013