When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.
Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?
Hey bra. Like… three.
Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!
Hey bra. Like… three.
Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!
by Majestically Bald September 01, 2023
A slang in use to refer a person,place or thing stronger then "holy crap" and liter then "holy s**t".
For person-That lo poot haven`t send me any coffee!
For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!
For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!
For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!
For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!
by john szabo January 29, 2009
A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.
"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."
by MurphyBrownEye July 09, 2023
a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 31, 2018
A made up term for a stickman, but with only two legs, so its basically just a stickman with two legs, and no body what so ever.
by ArcherDooser/Roo June 30, 2023
When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.
by DakotaScottMoore March 30, 2022