please sir

a stupid phrase said by only stupid cunts and people in fanfics

person 1: please sir
person 2: i'm gonna kill you
person 1: hmmm sussy baka

by leafsquare222 June 1, 2021

Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.

1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

by Heliolater July 6, 2010

Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs

This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.

by FlemNasty July 30, 2013

penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.

"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."

by greyman2020 October 17, 2013

Nigga Please

What you say when you wouldn't be caught dead doing something.

Hey, we have two extra tickets to the Rutgers Indiana game. Do you wanna come?

Nigga Please!

by notfornothing14 October 27, 2016

Hold Please

Exactly how it sounds Hold Please!

Not just saying it on the phone.

In group setting with friends,

Talking to friends and somebody wants your attention and is rudly interrupting look at them and say Hold Please!
Works every time. I love saying when it fits the moment

by @poohbearlover224 September 29, 2018

DICE Please

A phrase for when you experience bug or otherwise very annoying situation in a game. Usually used in a Battlefield game made by DICE, but can be used in other games for comedic effect. Popularised by the YouTuber JackFrags

"DICE please?!", after getting stuck on a very small rock that your character should just run over.

by Pro-PlanB May 6, 2023