Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.

Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush

by Vacatsi July 5, 2021

Pity

A term used when someone feels sorry for you when your life fucking sucks

Wow I really pity that guy his moms insane and his life sucks

by Mymomsinsane05 October 31, 2021

Race-Pity

Race-Pity is when you are racist to yourself and culture, but it's totally acceptable because you aren't being mean to others, just yourself. It's totally socially acceptable and normal, use it normally.

"Dude, I'm not racist... I am using Race-Pity, it's totally normal.

by Jqoy June 4, 2021

Pity

To feel sorry for someone. For example, if anyone were to pity Penny Marsh, that would be insane.

Don’t pity Penny when you literally can’t.

by penelopechiddybang September 29, 2019

Million Pity

Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.

"Heard of monkeygate?"

"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."

"I'm concerned about how you know that."

by caseyvet December 14, 2023

You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

Pity 60

When you fail an assignment or a class but your grade is just close enough to passing that your teacher decides to give you the minimum passing grade.

"I totally should have failed my English class but the teacher gave me a pity 60"

by avvy123 November 14, 2023