Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.

I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.

by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013

Bitch-pillow

verb- (bitch-pil-low)

to rest ones arms, legs and/or body across your bed partners body aka: gravity assisted hug

"just lay there and take it, I am going to bitch-pillow you"

by Berisa April 25, 2010

Cold Pillow

1. A headrest that is not warm in temperature.

2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.

3. A pleasant experience.

1. Man: “I flipped my pillow over to the cool side so that I could fall asleep.”

Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”

2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!

by 5ryguy5 June 28, 2023

Pillow butter

What is left on your twelve year old son's pillow after your Victoria's Secret catalogue has gone missing.

I was doing the whites today but I couldn't get the pillow butter out of little Timmy's sheets.

by alcoholiclatte November 13, 2014

Pillow talk

A conversation that takes place during sex when you or the other person are saying things that aren’t true and wouldn’t be said outside of you two having sex. The conversation is to only make one another feel good for the time.

Him: I love you

Her: That’s just pillow talk

by Kalyan36 December 29, 2020

pillow business

sexual favors for jobs

She has had to do some pillow business to get where she is now.

by especially displeased June 8, 2018

face to pillow

When a girl plants her face into the pillow so it's easier to fuck her from behind.

She went face to pillow for me last night

by Extremelylargepenisman August 20, 2017