santa paula high school

full of mexicans and pregnant teens, this school may not be known for its academics, but compared to fillmore..it kicks ass!

-"who are we playing this friday?"
-"santa paula high school"
-"damn, there goes another loss for the flashes.."

by ") August 4, 2008

Paula Deen

Hey Y'all! Paula here wishing you best dishes from mah kitchen duh'yers. Dudnit sound luuhhhhhhhvley? Paula can commonly be found in her kitchen where she is waiting to persuade her family into having heart attacks. Paula loves making bacon burgers with doughnots instead of buns. She also loves budder. Lots and lots o' budder. When you hear any vocabulary like "Duh'Yers, Y'all, and Dudnit" assume that Paula is near. She enjoys making one of a kind exotic faces when shes having a mild stroke, due to her fried foods. Her favorite son will sure be around when she makes her best dishes. The other son is yet to be seen. Paula's other show "Paula's Party" is just her talking about her "wide figure" to a group of redneck audience.

Paula Deen's recipe for fried budder balls killed my uncle!!!!

by paulasparty123 August 8, 2009

Philadelphia

1) Place where big things happen, site of the original Continental Congress, and where the Constitution was writen.

2) Awesome cream cheese.

1) "I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

2) I'm making bagels, got any Philadelphia?

by loucks July 20, 2005

The Philadelphia Steamer

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.

Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.

by Miller August 7, 2005

Philadelphia Snake Pit

3 consecutive tirds or more stacked on top of each other in a Philly hotel bathroom toilet.

In completion of a Philadelphia Snake Pit try to be the first person to defecate. The second and third persons should use nose plugs and try to avoid tird splash up from the prior tird. After everyone is finished take a picture and never flush. This works the best right before you checkout of the hotel. It can be hard to sleep with the heavy tird smell in the air. And don’t be cheap leave a dollar between the toilet seat and the bowl. Enjoy!

by MILF BANGER August 20, 2011

Philadelphia Eagles

Philadelphia Eagles
The Underdogs

Super Bowl 2018 Champs

HOLD UP WAIT A MIN YALL THOUGHT WE WERE FINISHED

Y'all thought we would never do it and see who's always winnin now.

Were from Philly fucking Philly no one likes us we don't care.

Olde Saint Nick

#fucktombrady

Yo the Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champs I thought they sucked.

by phillyfuckinphilly June 13, 2018

Paula

She's the hottest in the world, she has a nice body and can be extremely amazing, she is smart and amazing at sport. Everyone needs Paula in their world.

Paula is the hottest.

by Azympia June 16, 2020