planking

Planking is what lame retards do, thinking its actually cool.

Australia made planking illegal, because planking is fucking stupid.

by fnzzz November 26, 2011

planka

is a word that mean plonker n wanker at thte sme time

dat girl is a planka shes mental man!

by bla bla bla bla bla April 30, 2005

Planker

A person who is stupid and wanks too much.

John you Planker!

by sks2002 August 28, 2018

Panks

Nickname given to a strong individual, who is on the search to invest time and pleasure into music! Upcoming merch line of shirts

Vote for panks

Got it from panks

Techno for panks

To: Techno
From: Panks

by Zoomzoom420 May 16, 2018

hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

by Downstrike June 8, 2004

Planking

When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces.

The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.

Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.

"I been planking on radical things snice the 82"

Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"

by Rook-docter June 9, 2011

hanky panky

The act of fucking ,or doinf sexual activities you dont even have to be a couple :you horny ass motherfuckers

Austin: I got some hanky panky from jessica last night.Bitch was loose asf

Brad: Thats why i always get hanky panky from her sister she's wayyyyyy less loose and Jessica's a nasty hoe

by we just 2 bitches March 21, 2016