pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.

Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!

by mandi November 28, 2003

pairshnuh

a word meaning "i am retarded, T McJenkins."

HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU!.... ahem... pairshnuh.

by E-Rock Obscene January 14, 2004

pastriality

A fetish where an individual engages in sexual intercouse with pastries, such as cakes, cupcakes, upside down cakes, and lemon cakes. People who practice pastriality typically refer to these pastries as fuckcakes.

"Osifer, get yur hands off o' me, pastriality ain't no crime. Nuthin' wrong with givin' a cake a good fuck."

by Audacious P October 15, 2008

Pastry Lampard

Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.

Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'

John: Have you got any more Pastry Lampards?

Terry: I have, but I've left them in the splaigen

by titan_po May 31, 2009

pastrami chandelier

extra long vagina flaps that extend further than the lips.

dude those strippers had wicked pastrami chandeliers.

by taint me October 29, 2009

Pasargad

Pasargad, the capital of Cyrus the Great and also his last resting place, was a city in ancient Persia, and is today an archaeological site and one of Iran's UNESCO World Heritage Sites. Wikipedia

Pasargad is in the Shiraz,Iran.

by TerMa December 13, 2012

Pairs

A cute girl who loves to dance and flip .

Pairs is my bff

by Famer mollu March 13, 2018