Paranoic

A word said in place of paranoid by really dumb people

Christine was paranoic

by Bensickles June 3, 2025

Highway Paranoia

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.

Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.

by killersbytrade March 30, 2009

screen paranoia

when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.

why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia

by thebeav63 March 2, 2011

snot paranoia

A state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. The rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.

*dives in pool, resurfaces* "did yall see that?! " "no...aw gross man wipe your nose......sick!!" what!?! Oh #$%& !! .....man now I'm gonna have snot paranoia

by YnoT June 29, 2012

Lice Paranoia

The Itchy/crawly in the head feeling you get any time someone so much as mentions the word Lice.

My Daughter has lice, I don't have it but because of my Lice Paranoia my heads been itchy all day!

by Shay Porter December 5, 2013

Midwest Paranoia

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.

The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.

by twofish22 March 30, 2015

Track Paranoia

A person whose afraid if random people in the internet knows where he/she lives.

Shhhhh dont say where he lives he has track paranoia

by LTDZ April 21, 2018