African Mud Packer

When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.

Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.

by Stewthecunt March 27, 2016

pudin packer

a pudin packer is when a guy fuckes another dude in the ass or a girl in the ass.

hey i heard jimmy was a pudin packer and he fucked kyle in his ass till it bleed

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horny dude be like hey can i pudin pack you
chick be like da fuck

by not dat one guy August 17, 2016

Petit Packer

A term for the racing community (more focused on drag racing) for a small car like a SMART Car or an old Mini Cooper that has a big-ass engine in it with more power than a man's balls after the month of November.

"Is that a Mini Cooper? Oh holy shit is that an Whipple-Powered LS Big Block?! That's one hell of a Petit Packer!"

by CuppedCereal September 2, 2023

Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.

Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.

by Angie Says So June 8, 2015

Packer

A packer is an item primarily used by transgender men to give off the appearance of a penis. This item is used to combat gender dysphoria whether the person wearing it is trans or not. Packers can be made out of anything that's comfortable and that works; Like a sock or anything resembling a dick.

John: Ah man

Tom: What

John: I forgot to put my packer in this morning

Tom: Dang

by comemaster3000 July 10, 2024

Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019

Nicholas packer

Super awesome human who dominates and slays on the daily

Hey that's nicholas packer "bro " he dominates in footy and slays the opposition

by anonymous August 22, 2023