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Body Positivity

Body positivity isn't just loving yourself. It's respecting yourself.
by xTriniBoo October 8, 2017
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Missionary Position

The highest position God will give nowadays. The ultimate honor. Being a missionary.
“Hey, would you like the missionary position?”
“Sure Dad!”
by Morde666 January 5, 2018
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Pole-position

The car that starts first in a nascar (or other) race.
"And car nr 21 has pole and nr 5 is starting second"
by Nikita May 12, 2004
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minx position

A position which attracts the opposite or same sex by displaying an incredibly sexy posture and constantly doing it to people who you want to get with. In simpler words, the position you get in to rack the poon.
Oh look at that hot guy! Come on galz let's get in our minx positions!
by maddybutz June 6, 2011
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Assume the Position

Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"
Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021
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Sex Positive

1. Continuing to engage in erotic behavior and continuing to pursue an active sex life despite having been infected with a sexually transmitted disease, the term usually refers to HIV.
I'm sex positive, so I didn't let my diagnosis deter me from fucking Christopher in the ass. I simply used a condom, even if I were clean I would have because you never know your partner's history.
by Your DOM November 24, 2013
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Margo's position

Margo's position is a position where you are on your knees with your head on the ground usually turned to its side, with your butt up in the air. This position was invented by the great Margo Utter mainly for cramps during your period. But it has been proven to help knots in your stomach, indigestion problems, and other issues. *WARNING* it is said to immensely turn on guys.....recommended to do only by yourself or with the accompany of other females (do it in front of males at your own risk.)
Girl: I have the worst cramps ever!
Margo: Here do my position*shows position*.....it's AMAAAZING!
Girl: *does Margo's Position* *sigh* Relief!! I think I'm in heaven...
by mudlover<33 October 27, 2011
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