Cincinnati Oyster Bib

The act of wearing a bib while pissing into your own mouth, in mouth situations not swallowing it until your mouth is full or you run out of piss.

"Why are you wearing a bib and pissing into your mouth?"
"Dude it's the Cincinnati Oyster Bib!"
"That doesn't explain the piss."
"Yes it does."

by Been-gals April 14, 2010

oyster on the half shell

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

by whitepar August 22, 2015

Poor man's oyster

A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.

My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.

by Galerion May 25, 2018

Lian yu Oysters

Human testicles, served with a light dash of salt.

Kyle - I live on an island in the north China sea called Lian yu, its mandarin for purgatory. It's basically a living hell where I have learned how to survive by doing whatever necessary.
Normal Person - isn't that where Lian yu Oysters are made?

by Chaz Stones March 23, 2020

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull testicles.

Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"

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by IronicMushroom October 31, 2015

Moister Than an Oyster

To be moister than an oyster

Girl, you make me moister than an oyster.

by MoistMan April 26, 2015

Serbian Oyster Stew

Multiple dudes wading through a spread open vagina (using a speculum for best results) that is filled with vomit, feces, and oyster meat to get to the pearl at the very end.

Chad, Todd, Ryan, and Brent stirred and scooped their way to the prize awaiting them in Aubrey's filthy sausage wallet. This was a challenging dish of Serbian Oyster Stew.

by MrBlonde724 April 05, 2019