Preheated oven

When you fart into a blanket and then give it to someone while the smell is still in it.

My wife kept trying to take the blanket from me on the couch so I gave her a preheated oven.

by Nemes1sr230 December 6, 2016

dirty oven

The act of scissoring one's ass to another's naval.

Star totally gave Gary the dirty oven.

by keefer24 August 29, 2011

oven's ready

something a girl yells when her pussy's wet. her man then acts upon this call by putting his drumstick in for some cooking

yo momma signaled she was wet by calling "Oven's ready!" last nite

by serious numchuk skills January 17, 2008

Swiss Oven

This is a modified Dutch Oven. This occurs when one takes a shit under the covers as opposed to farting. The rest of the procedure is as in the original Dutch Oven.

Joan of Ark (calls on telephone): Is Beatrice there?
Jeb: Nope she's still taking a shower after I gave her a wicked Swiss Oven.

by The Condor November 20, 2007

dutch oven

A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.

The family perished in a dutch oven.

by kremlin kostener September 19, 2006

Oven Jizz

Heat

Make sure that oven jizz is hot enough to thoroughly cook that pizza!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Pot Oven

According to Southerners, Pot Oven is a Northern term meaning that the guy in question (the Pot Oven) is quite a looker.

Girl 1: "Who's a Pot Oven?"
Girl 2: "Orlando Bloom, that's who!"

by KitKatGumDrop August 13, 2007