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Beach Week

The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.

Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.

No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.

The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.

A week where cops should just give up

A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record

A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!
by TheLoft November 12, 2012
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Golden Week

The act of having sex with the same person (relationship or not) once every day for a whole week.
Dude me and my girlfriend almost had a golden week but we didn't hang on Wednesday!
by Cambamstagram September 7, 2016
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Rainbow week

The first week of July when the rainbow family or rainbow people as there called have a celebration in the nations national parks which includes lots of free sex,drugs and mild blowing music.
by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010
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Jack weeks

A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.

Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts

Often condescending
"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."

"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks
by Nosnigum February 12, 2015
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vampy weeks

lame kid: vampy weeks are playing tomorrow!!
chill bro: the fuck
by really lame kid April 17, 2013
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Week Anus

The name Weeks has been around for a long time, probable since caveman days. The memory span of a typical Weeks is 7 days. Many centuries ago using their well known Neanderthal talk one of their tribe, whilst hitting his wife with a club, descibed another tribe as " weaker an us". Over the years that has been shortened to Week anus
a name of which they are very proud.
He likes his week anus.
by Liverpool Lad July 9, 2010
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mid-week

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
AFter mid-week, the wek is almost over and it will soon be the weekend. And there is no such thing as hump day. Mid-week is the correct title
by John Doe Smith December 14, 2008
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