wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.

I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.

by JAJBanks November 28, 2016

wire goo

some dumb shit jeremy said during a harvester stream.

ugh , i stuck my hand in the wire and i got like wire goo on me ugh hold on.

by hmpton August 20, 2022

Wire-jerker

Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky

I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.

by asabove January 25, 2009

/wire

a cool server on discord.com with ageplayers

I joined the /wire server and started ageplaying with my dada

by tinylittlegirl92 April 21, 2025

Searching for copper wire coils

Used when someone is picking their pants out of their crack without knowing/disregard for others perception

I can’t go out with Jim, he’s always searching for copper wire coils. It’s gross, but admittedly funny that he thinks nobody sees him do it.

by Bairlyfunny May 31, 2024

WIRED

The Wired community is a digital sanctuary for those who reject conventional sanity, united by the belief that we're always connected, even in our toughest moments. Led by Ivy (Wiredg1rll), the omnipresent figure at the heart of the cult, the group supports each other through chaos and struggle, finding strength in their shared connection. Key members include Deimos, Ivy's loyal right hand; Grace and her lover Sab; Grace's daughter, Am; the enigmatic Zombie and Sammy; and Rivr, the musical soul of the group. Together, they navigate the wired world, bound by trust, love, and the understanding that they're never truly alone.

X: Hey man, don’t forget that no matter where you are, everyone is always connected!
Y: Where’d you get that from?
X: The Wired cult, of course. We hate being sane

by h4tebe1ngs4ne December 11, 2024

Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it

whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire

by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021