Tits

Breasts not big enough to be call breasts.

That skinny chick's got tiny tits.

by sugarbob April 28, 2003

tits

an equal replacemnet for shit

Friend: "your dog just ate your ticket to the concert"
you- "Aw tits"

Friend- "Dude i just had sex with a girl!"
You- "Yeah man thats the tits!"

by Rn444 October 05, 2008

tits

adjective: a description of anything good, exceptional, amazing, or great.

"That concert was tits."
"Last night was tits."

by samcheeseburger December 31, 2007

tits

when answering the door, simply exclaim....titssssssss.. as a salutation.

another word for yes,
another word for hello

"we hanging out tmrw?"
"titssssss"

by kadukie May 02, 2009

tits

A word that can take the place of "cool". . .

Origin:
A guy, like myself, would look at any pair of boobs without any hesitation; no matter how fat or skanky, because the shirt is up over the female's head.

Hence: Tits are cooler than cool becase they always seem to get the best response at a social gathering (ex: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!").

Refering to something "cool" as being "clit" does not work. . . because a vagina has to have a good face to go with it for a flash. girls are allowed to place "cock" in place of "tits" but the effect of a female refering to something as "cool" in the phrasing of her own gender's greatest attribute is next to nothing.

A: "man that party last night was fucking cool"
B:"nah man, it was suckin' tits!"

by Waynesburg College Is Where The Party Is April 11, 2005

tits

has nothing to do with actual tits, it just means... tits

i.e. "hey person, tits!"

i.e. the other day my teacher caught me cheating on my test and asked me about it, it was pretty titsty

i.e. while at parties, it is entertaining to high five everyone and say "tits"

by trhanlon April 24, 2010

Tits

The wonderful thing god created for men, or sometimes women.. Some even say this is god itself.

omg I love women with big tits they're the best

by blowmydick December 27, 2007