table chicken

piece of chicken fallen off of hot sub onto grimy dirty unwashed table

Wow that is some gnarly table chicken

by kikilindy December 29, 2022

Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1

Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked

by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022

Table popsicle

Why... The... Fuck

damn I wanna eat a table popsicle

by CheeseCake420e October 21, 2020

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

by h boy123 May 30, 2018

table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.

Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.

by JohnFeldman January 7, 2020

table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat

I made my girl a table cock for christmas

by bigman7224 January 4, 2014

Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.

Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.

by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014