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tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
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Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.
Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!
by Yaj White December 28, 2009
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Bunny Tracking

The act of digging through a tub of ice cream, usually with one's finger or the same fork, eating only the good parts and a scant amount of ice cream. This often results in extreme double-dipping.
Sarah opened the freezer to find a fresh tub of Breyer's Blasts Reese's cup Ice cream. Using her finger, she began bunny tracking the whole carton, leaving one lonely piece of Reese's.
by Micskillz September 12, 2012
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Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint
by Kallen89 April 20, 2017
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Super Track

A phrase that best describes when a new hip-hop/rap song is released, or remixed and has 3 or more well known artist on the track who are just straight killing that shit.
"Have you heard Kesha's Sleazy 2.0 Remix? It has Wiz Khalifa, Andre 3000, TI, and Lil Wayne and they all pretty much murdered it; I believe that's classifiable as a Super Track my friend."
by KidNimbus March 13, 2012
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Gas Track

A song that gets you gassed just by listening to it, usually with good headphones that have decent bass.

Gas Tracks include:

TheRiotz - Black Rose ft. Xanexx
Tempa T + Chasing Status - Hypest Hype
Animals as Leaders - Cafo
Guy 1: Put Black Rose on!
Guy 2: Oi!!! Gas track!
by Guy that gets gassed July 28, 2012
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Hype Track

The opposite of a diss track. It normally hypes someone up and is positive.
my parents wrote me a hype track so i would have the courage to talk to girls
by johnmiller June 16, 2021
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