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Beach Week

The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.

Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.

No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.

The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.

A week where cops should just give up

A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record

A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!
by TheLoft November 12, 2012
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Rainbow week

The first week of July when the rainbow family or rainbow people as there called have a celebration in the nations national parks which includes lots of free sex,drugs and mild blowing music.
by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010
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Golden Week

The act of having sex with the same person (relationship or not) once every day for a whole week.
Dude me and my girlfriend almost had a golden week but we didn't hang on Wednesday!
by Cambamstagram September 7, 2016
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Jack weeks

A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.

Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts

Often condescending
"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."

"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks
by Nosnigum February 12, 2015
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vampy weeks

lame kid: vampy weeks are playing tomorrow!!
chill bro: the fuck
by really lame kid April 17, 2013
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sus week

Prepare your ball grabbings and your ass smacking because homies From December 9th through December 16th it is officially sus week. Cup checking, ass smacking, all of the above is allowed. Fuck even suckin dick is allowed. Lessgo
by Oofer mac ooferson December 9, 2020
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Hala week

When your provisions and money get finish and you have nothing to eat
Kayzie we are in hala week so give me sugar for tea.
by Kayzie September 26, 2019
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