momma xD hehe

More real than father
My momma XD hehe ain't myhtical!
by Momma xD hehe April 26, 2023
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Momma Bear Ass

An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.
Bill: "Did you see that momma bear ass?"
Ted: "I'd like to warm THAT porridge!"
by SkyGuy069 June 19, 2023
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hey lil momma

It is one of the all the best pick up lines. Used to show affection to a hot girl.

Hey lil momma!!! What you doin girl.
by ladysman May 28, 2008
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Reverse Momma Bird

When a partner puts a hard food (ex. Baby Carrot, Seeds, clams, Etc) in their mouth and puts their lip to another’s anus. They then proceed to propel the food item into the rectum providing anal pleasures to the receiver.
Tiffany put the grapes in her nightstand, planning to have a fun night of reverse momma birding with Steve.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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Yo Momma Prick

A term used to refer to a person who is always reffering to a friends or maybe a strangers mother, most often in a sexual manner, claiming that they have had sexual intercourse with you mother or are doing so even if you are stood right next to her. Whatever you say, they will repeat themselves and pretend that they have the largest penis in the world, and you mother has been very satisfied by it.
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah but I fucked ur mom last night"
(You) "I doubt it she was with me all night at home"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Nah, she weren't I was proper ragging her like shit"
(You) "Whatever, get a life"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah just coz i fucked ya mom"
by Caliga Certus May 29, 2007
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Yo Momma's Face

"Your Mother's Face." A new system of jokes using the response of "Yo Momma's Face!!" To when someone asks you a question.
Victim: Dude, school is so tiring. Predator: What I did to yo momma's face is so tiring!! Bystander: Oh Shit!!
by YoMommasFace111 March 26, 2010
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