Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021

having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

have a bless

It's sort of like "thank you" or "cheers"

Ex: *friend sends meme* "Have a bless"

by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017

Have shatten

Past tense of the act of shitting

If you.sit to shit you have sat to shat or you have shatten

by Poor slinky neck May 23, 2018

to have the runs

to have the runs

To have the runs. When food is not properly cooked or if one drinks water unfit for human consumption, one invariably has diarrhea. "The person has the runs". He has to run very quickly to the nearest toilet so as not to release his bowels in his pants.

by Deauville650 July 3, 2017

having a crap

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body

Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush

by CD2015 April 8, 2016

have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009