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freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.
Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower
by ooothatboi October 24, 2017
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Freshman Overload Syndrome

College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.
Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.
by College Success July 31, 2017
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Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
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Freshman

You stupid ass freshman
by Mystery5090 October 21, 2019
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Freshman smirk

a term described by math teachers, where only the freshman are the only ones who have it, and it portrays them as devilish, sneaky, and ones who are trying to get away with something sinister.
Anandus gave his teacher the freshman smirk when he told him that he liked the homework.
by mathematician March 22, 2012
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Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.
Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.
by redroadpunk August 22, 2022
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6th grade freshman

A freshman in highschool that is around 11 years old.
Oh yeah johnny, hes a 6th grade freshman.
by bulletshell May 9, 2022
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