flex boner

When a dick is not hard but its not soft. It is basically a boner that you can flex.

Usually you get a flex boner when drunk.

Can also be referred to as a flex-b.

I was so tanked last night, I couldn't even have sex because all I had was a flex boner.

by Zach2k8 March 12, 2008

new flex

You're new lady

"My old flex is my new flex now and we're working on it" -Drake

by AceColby February 8, 2017

Sad Flex

A style of rap where the rapper brags over a sad sounding beat so you think the song is emotional but it's really just a flex.

Joe: Wow, dude. This beat is depressing.

Dan: Listen to the lyrics though, it's a sad flex.

Lil Tjay: ♪ Lil Tjay ♫

by nobroam February 5, 2020

Flex offender

Someone that can't shut up of flexing

Person 1: "bro look ar my skins you'll never get them because I use my mom debit card" Person 2: "Bro stfu you flex offender"

by Flex offender December 5, 2020

Flex Credits

The clout points you get from flexing too hard. Imaginary points from showing off.

Damn Denzil has crazy flex credits

by DinixDetox January 28, 2019

flex game

When you flex your erect penis inside a women's vagina in order to stimulate their g-spot

Omg he was so good in bed and holy crap his flex game was incredible!

by Arguingpirate1382 November 7, 2017

Long Flex

If someone is rude, ignorant or a complete dumb ass.

While observing the WW1 two minute silence a gentlemen who has no respect is gassing on the phone... Can you hear that guy? He's such a Long Flex!

by Ricardo, Desmond & Sandeca December 9, 2008