sports writer

noun

1 : one who is not a very good writer

2 : an oxymoron
sports writer : First of all let me say to begin with that Jamal Reynolds is in my own personal opinion a draft bust.

regular writer : In my personal opinion drafting Jamal Reynolds was a bad decision for the Green Bay Packers.
by Dirk The Daring December 05, 2010
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sports drag

The ensemble an over zealous fan(s) of a sports team chooses to wear (costume, wigs, body paint, etc...) in public,or at a sporting event to show support for their favored team.(Much to the dismay of the other unsuspecting friends or guests attending the event with this person!!)
I really wanted to hang out with Biff after the game, but he was dressed in all that creepy sports drag! I was totally embarrassed!
by Kiki Kaschube June 03, 2007
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Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.
Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.
by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 09, 2010
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sports equity

The value that sports brings to business. Sports drives dollar and awareness to brands.
Sports equity creates business opportunities for brand partnerships.
by Brett Andrew November 05, 2020
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underground sport

An underground sport is one that is too risky for the general public. Players establish a sense of community with each other through dangerous acts and it is considered separate from the community of their city or town. So basically, only badasses can play them.
Skateboarding is an underground sport because players share a sense of thrill and danger with each other.

Street hockey is an underground sport.

Hacky-Sack is not an underground sport.
by Falken801 November 13, 2013
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sport-chic

A attractive and Fashionable, casual sporty style trendy especially in dress or decor
He liked the fashion of very sport-chic interior design look!
My new watch is sport-chic in style.
by TinyToe March 29, 2017
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Sports Slut

A person who is on a lot of sports teams in a league or over multiple leagues.
Matthew: Yooo, wanna join our team for soccer?
Jared: Nah man, can't already on 6 teams, had to leave one because I was on 7.
Matthew: You're such a sports slut.
by OGDynamo September 13, 2023
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