norweigan surprise

when you knock out a chick with your cast and then bang her unconscious body for hours

sasha was so tight the only way cody could get somethin was with the norweigan surprise

by adam and zack September 13, 2007

norwell

Norwell is a small town in Massachusetts. The whackest kids live here. Mad lesbians and red heads. The girls look they've been beaten with a stick and the guys are all pussys. The people who live in this town try to front like they have money by associating their town with Hingham and Cohasset. One word: whack.

Norwell is a town filled with slutty mothers who won't accept the fact that they're no longer 30 and red heads.

by annonymous April 21, 2005

Norwegian Tittybang

The act of severing a sleeping Norwegians hand and using it to slap the face of another being.

It is common that the severed is also kept by the perpetrator.

Robert pulled a Norwegian Tittybang on Astrid then used her hand to smack Rachel in the face. He's a woman hitter.

by urbanshrimp328 January 21, 2011

Norwegian Kiss

When one partner makes out with another partners asshole, and the partners ass who's being licked starts to prairie dog.

-Mary: last night it was getting hot and heavy with my husband and i started to make-out with his butt and he started to shit on my lips.
-Tina: What you let him? Ive heard about this, I believe thats called a Norwegian Kiss Mary.
-Mary: Oh my, have you ever had one?
-Tina: No i haven't.

-Mary: To tell you the truth... I liked it.

by pea_body January 29, 2010

norwegian oil pump

Acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. Get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. Find lover of opposite sex who is completely hairless. The younger the better. Shave golden retriever. Then place shaved hair in butt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. Proceed to anally fuck her. After you cum you should be able to spray black tar heroin and cum all over your lover while yelling, "Føles som momma!"

My mom said I'd never make her happy. Then I showed her the Norwegian oil pump.

by I Have Two Balls Guys January 29, 2016

Norwegian sock

To cover your feet in sperm forming a white 'sock'.

- John, have you got your Norwegian socks on again?
-Yeah, I haven't had a chance to wash!

by Pint? March 5, 2015

norwegian stutter

noun: during a conversation, a women can't think what to say to another women to whom she wants to do norwegian things to.

I was on the phone with Birgit when my tongue failed me and sent me into a fit of norwegian stutter .

by zoepan February 4, 2005