dishes accountability

When somebody washes the dishes even though they probably don't want to

I want to live a more respectable life, I'm going to practice dishes accountability. Also see dishes negligence spoonless creep

by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016

vassal account

an account where the user of this account is forced by another user from another account to fulfill his accounts on social media. Basically a fakeaccount but run by another person

Vassal accounts in some ways are fake accounts

by Instagrammer Expert (not) June 23, 2020

jeff from accounting

A piece of shit

You know who you are Jeff from accounting, you know who you are.

by The crown tundra69 August 4, 2020

Accountability

Something Tana Mongeau says a lot A lot, but has no idea of how to do it.

If you think that I’ve caused you hurt then I am sorry
I’m taking accountability but...

by General Tyson September 8, 2020

open an account

When you want to confide secrets or personal information with someone for the first time and for it to remain confidential. Similar to putting something “into the vault.”

Hey man, I’d like to open an account with you

Sure dude, confide away!

by Dangerous Dante October 2, 2020

joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.

"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."

by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013

Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.

Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?

by Aciesethos June 29, 2011