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Snowflake

A white bible thumping christian conservative.

White

Usually Protestant such as Missouri Synod Lutheran, Baptist etc.

Can be Mormon.

Can be Catholic if not is anti Catholic.

Homophobic

Extremely Transphobic

Sometimes Extremely Homophobic.

Internal racist.

Rarely but sometimes Can be openly racist.

Supports always DeSantis And usually Trump.

Gets offended by Bud Light.

Opposes BLM movement.

Extremely anti abortion even in cases of rape or incest. Says being transgender is a mental illness and
gets offended when some random stranger changes their gender. Gets offended by two people getting married.

Says there are only two genders.

Shoves their religious beliefs down peoples throats. Gets offended when people say happy holidays. Their whole personality is religion. They force their beliefs onto the government.

Pro Israel.

Anti Palestine.

Considers Muslims terrorists.

Considers Latinos rapists and drug dealers

Islamphobic.

Sometimes Antisemetic.
Hypocritical.

Lets their children dress as Native Americans for Halloween.

Pro Book Banner.

Anti CRT in schools.
John: Wow Jack is such a snowflake, he went berserk when I said happy holidays to him, he got offended by a beer can and kicked his trans daughter out of the house after coming out
by Johnthegamer49 December 6, 2023
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old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.
Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.
by joelstius December 11, 2022
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Snowflaker

A discriminatory term used to insult/categorize a person, with weaker emotional control when compared to others, for their inability to properly control/express their emotions due to easily hurt feelings and/or their ability to trigger an extreme emotional response to an insignificant problem or situation.
"Cindy is such a snowflaker, they threw a tantrum when Bob didn't compliment their hairstyle"
by AGuyTheNone December 22, 2022
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Spinning snowflake snowman

A Christmas animated item that little kids (squeakers) spend over $200 on.
"Yo I got a spinning snowflake snowman for $24783!!!!"
"They cost $100 to $250 normally."
by gemmyguy6 January 1, 2023
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snowflake take

The snowflake take was quite strong. 12 inches that stuck.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?
Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

#RandomProphet
by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018
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Special snowflake

Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.
Jesus goddam christ, moron.. ..You think you're some kind of special snowflake, don't you.
by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018
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