no mic

an excuse made by pre-pubescent kids or by people not comfortable voice chatting so they don't have to voice chat

1: "hey mate, join vc!"
2: "i got no mic"
1: "sure you don't"

by bartekrabit August 24, 2020

no mic

One of those kids who always shits around in voice chat but doesn't own/use a microphone, often to the detriment of everyone involved.

xXl33tslayer42Xx: "Bro, we lost cause mommy and daddy wont get no mic kid a headset."
(Text chat) nomic43: "it broke i frickign swear!1"

by Fruitsz November 21, 2022

Put your cat on the mic

when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow

"Hey Michael, put your cat on the mic"

by Bennnjie October 14, 2021