Living the nightmare

Instead of saying living the dream, you can say/use the expression/phrase/saying, "living the nightmare" when your life is chaotic and hectic.

How are you?
Oh you know.. Just living the nightmare!

Living the nightmare is my new normal.

by LingDanc803 August 30, 2023

A Nightmare Before Christmas

Fantastic movie but incredibly overmarketed particularly to fake wannabe goths who have most likely never even seen the movie in the first place. They just like the imagery surrounding it. If they had actually seen the movie they would know that despite the gothic overtone it's actually a really sweet feel-good film.

Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrrr NiGhTmArE bEfOrE cHrIsTmAs Is My LiFe. LoOk At My TeE sHiRt.
Real fan: Oh yeah looks good I love Jack Skellington.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrr WhO iS tHaT
Real fan: You wear a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt but you don't even know the character on your shirt?!
Idiot goth kid: .....
Real fan: That's Jack Skellington you idiot he's the main character in the movie!
Idiot goth kid: Hurrrrr durrrr LeAvE mE aLoNe YoU'rE sO mEaN.

by a frustrated sports fan September 25, 2023

Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight

I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!

by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023

citation-spelling nightmare

What a member of da "area's finest" --- especially one who never did too well in grammar-school --- finds himself faced with when trying to scribble out a summons-to-appear slip involving people/objects/locales with less-than-common names.

News flash --- Flustered MPs at da local naval-base encountered a major citation-spelling nightmare this evening when trying to write up a PECCARY who had committed da PECCADILLO of illegally entering da ARMORY and engaging in a PECKADILLO with an ARMADILLO dat it met there.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

Millennial Nightmare

Living back at your parents house as a grown ass adult due to unfortunate circumstances!

Yoo you heard Kyle lost his job? He's back living the Millennial Nightmare!

by whosurdaddy69 January 23, 2020

Nightmare

1. The brain playing tricks on you.
2. The brain just straight fucking with you.
3. That shit I listen to on a weekly basis.

1) Guy: I HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVER! FUCKING JASON VOORHEES WAS COMING AT ME WITH A MACHETE MADE OF TEETH. MY MOMS TEETH!
2). Girl: Oh, school is a fucking nightmare. Goddamnit I can’t sleep at night.
3). Me, at 3 am: YOU SHOULDVE KNOWN, THE PRICE OF EVIL, AND IT HURTS TO KNOW THAT YOU BELONG HERE, YEAAAAAH!!! Oooo~ It’s your FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

by KingKrispy47 February 27, 2020

nightmare-athon

A never-ending time of terrible experiences. Combination of nightmare and marathon. It feels like a recurring bad dream.

I lost everything and almost died. Coviid-19 has been a nightmare-athon.

by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020