take a nap

A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.

"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."

"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."

by sijfidjgalkjlk June 08, 2009

Jap nap

Perfected by but not restricted to Japanese people. The ability to fall asleep when ever they want/need to anywhere. eg Sitting on the bus or standing on the train.

Dude 1: "Dude, it looks like that Asian guy is alseep!"
Dude 2: "He is, he's having a Jap nap"
Dude 2: "Ahh soo!"
Asian guy: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

by MeatAxe April 13, 2004

nigger nap

to not wake up from a nap or slumber unless you have a meal or a check ready for you.

Damn lazy nigger won't wake up from his nigger nap unless his ol mammy has one ready for him.

by eneo January 09, 2008

Disco Nap

A nap taken just before going out to the club.

I took a disco nap so I am ready to go out!

by [e-mail] May 26, 2006

man nap

taking a nap in an uncomfortable and downright strange place, and sometimes going to great lengths to do so.

GEORGE: Jerry, look at my eyes.
JERRY: A little less beady today.
GEORGE: Because I'm REFRESHED. I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk. I lie on my back. I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible.
JERRY: Sounds like a really cool fort.

^^see? George takes a man nap.

by Seinfeld Lover September 04, 2005

disco nap

A brief nap taken after getting home from a long week of kickin' ass at work, before a big night out.

Dude, I'm stoked for tonight but it was a really long week. You better believe I'm gonna be raging, but I gotta get home and hit up a disco nap before I can even think about getting to it. Just gimme 20 and we're golden.

by WoodHoot March 09, 2011

Power Nap

Said by people wanting to sound more important than the rest of us mere mortals, where we have a quick kip, or grab 40 winks, or have an afternoon snooze these uber humans grab power naps.

Dick: I had a power nap and now i have power
Joe: You had a quick snooze you fucking moron, don't be a dick Dick

by Angry B'stard October 10, 2011