myspace 

the Ebay for pedifiles

old man 1 : hey, want to go play some chess?
old man 2: naw, im going to go on myspace
they've got some new updates!(kids)
old man 1 : remember, your only 17 yrs old!

myspace by selinarawrz May 16, 2008

myspace 

a website that if you get sucked into will become addicting and you will end up with more than 100 friends that you have never talked to in your life. other than that if it's used properly it can be fun when tom isnt running updates... updates are annoying. you can upload videos, blogs, upload pictures, basically you get to put your life on the internet for everyone to see.

myspace: a place where nothing FUCKING WORKS!

myspace by shawty royal June 18, 2008

Myspace 

A place for friends...

Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Its just another competition to see who has the most friends, who is the most popular, and much more pointless things.

Lately, you see a lot of "emo/goth" pictures set on default. You get, like, 300 friends and then put on your status: "I'm so pissed off right now. I need someone to talk to." Chances are that not even half of your "friends" will care.

Do yourself a favor. Add friends you actually KNOW and talk to. Its a great tool to get reconnected with people you've lost contact with, but why not pick up the phone, send a letter, or e-mail them instead?

Its good when you have around 25 friends, but you actually know each of them. The "friends" you get that you really don't talk to or even know are pointless.

Girl One: I have 1,205 friends on Myspace! What about you?

Boy: I have 42.

Girl Two: That's it? What a loser!

Boy: At least one of my friends on Myspace won't end up being a 40 year old stalker.

Myspace by SmileEveryDay March 15, 2009

MySpace 

Number 1 source for pointless information on people you've never even spoken to. Often new users will announce random details in their life that no one really cares about.

A: Guess what! Danny got Direct TV!
B: Really, how do you know?
A: MySpace man!

MySpace by ABman March 30, 2009

myspace 

full of goddamn scene kids

myspace sucks!

myspace by thetrueshift August 13, 2009

myspace 

a website now used for hooking up

and dating.

you looked better on myspace,but no one cares so lets just fuck.

"joe"did you see sally on toms top 8,on myspace"

"bob""aha i saw sally n00d if thats what you mean?"

"joe" hell yes d00d then ima add that shit asap SHE WANTS IT!.

"BOB"-__-i thought i was special.
"bob" oh well NEW FRIEND REQUEST!

myspace by rtd2 August 21, 2009

Myspace 

something that no one uses any more

Tim: "Hey, Mike, u should add me on myspace".
Mike: "what the fuck is this 'myspace'"?

Myspace by Bang Bang Maxwell Hammer January 24, 2011