fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

my fucking life

something that shouldnt exist

bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47

by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022

My life

Being in love with a guy named Amir who just wants to be friends, sadly I don't wanna just be friends, ever since I met him I loved him, may have just loved him before I met him, he really is something so different than every guy I know, which is good, I really love him a lot, but me and him just never work which hurts a lot, because I really wanna spend the rest of my life with him but it just may not happen.

unfairness in my life.

by true facts found! April 7, 2022

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

My Life

My Life is a very meaningful song by Billy Joel.

I was in tears after listening to My Life for the first time.

by WinToast March 5, 2021

Live my life

Sleeping around with your friends

Im not looking for a relationship i just want to live my life right now.

by silence28 March 16, 2021