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muddy ass

When you are out of toilet paper, yet go about your business like usual after taking a shit.
"Dude, no one was home, so I stood there watching tv with a muddy ass." - Earl
by Stumpimus Maximus September 23, 2013
mugGet the muddy assmug.

muddy scudders

In a dream i had.. I enter one of those classic cowboy saloons.Piano player on the right.Bar a few paces ahead.And to the left, the staircase to the whores.I go upstairs and start to get in a bed with a beautiful woman and she pulls her panties up to reveal a gravy like slop and proclaims,"I've got the Muddy Scudders". End of dream.---I've never heard it before in waking life.Had to post.
She's got the muddy scudders! Stay away from Gravy Stacey.
by T.$. November 30, 2016
mugGet the muddy scuddersmug.

Muddy Tampon

the sexual act of defecating into a woman's vagina
Brodie sure gave me a solid muddy tampon last night
by Muddy Tampon September 10, 2014
mugGet the Muddy Tamponmug.

muddy stump

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.
by davekriz January 19, 2008
mugGet the muddy stumpmug.

Muddy Oyster

Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.
"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."
by papwin May 4, 2013
mugGet the Muddy Oystermug.

Muddy Slipslide

The act of performing anal sex, when the girl is getting mud butt. and you continue to have anal sex.
OH MY GOD WHATS THAT SMELL!!!

Me and my girlfriend did the muddy slipslide
by Micheal Loren Brown February 9, 2010
mugGet the Muddy Slipslidemug.

Muddy Lizard

When a males cock is Covered in feces after having anal sex
by Analfun2 July 8, 2012
mugGet the Muddy Lizardmug.

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