muddy crutch

when you get a dirty dick after anal sex

"aww man i got a muddy crutch last night dude"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"

by jonny puzzle November 30, 2008

Muddy Wank

The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.

John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.

by WrongForLife August 29, 2019

muddy maytag

when you take a poop in someones washer machine!

hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!

by Retunda April 20, 2010

muddy stump

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out

Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.

by davekriz January 18, 2008

muddy paw

During sexual intercourse the male s***s in his hand and slaps a b**** across the face

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While f****** your mom last night I gave her the muddy paw I s*** in my hand and slapped her in the jaw.

by Boomer5798 November 28, 2013

muddy ass

When you are out of toilet paper, yet go about your business like usual after taking a shit.

"Dude, no one was home, so I stood there watching tv with a muddy ass." - Earl

by Stumpimus Maximus September 24, 2013

Muddy Lizard

When a males cock is Covered in feces after having anal sex

The definition of "muddy lizard"

by Analfun2 July 07, 2012