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Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018
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massive brown trout

The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.

The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery

The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.

The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.
Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.
by GIL18 May 12, 2018
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massive ask

A massive ask is that Big, Huge, Inconvenient favor your friend asks of you which makes you question whether you really want to be friends with him/her in the first place.
Tanya just pulled a massive ask of me; I'm a bad friend and don't know if I like her enough to do a

favor like that!
by DMack2018 May 14, 2018
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massivehugetits

the sexy yet perverted way of saying Massachusetts. Although I don't come from the USA most people call the state that so. It would be funny though seeing a state full of women with those sort of attributes...
Me: How do you spell Massachusetts?
Guy: Oh what do you mean Massivehugetits?
Me: No Massachusetts...
by c a s p e r stinks August 8, 2018
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Massive

Super cool. Awesome. An organisation that is kicking ass.
Big up the Birmingham Massive!
by The girl wiv the Hebrew tattoo September 8, 2018
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Massive

Somebody who is too inflated and thinks they are better than everybody.
Carl:Hey see Lisa over there?
Joe:Yeah,She is SO massive.
Carl:Yeah she keeps saying she gets all the meat...
by FAT ASS BOI WHO BEATS HIS TINY November 27, 2018
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Massive Gay

A large gay is defined by, someone adopted from two gays.
Both gays are poor, have no friends, do drugs.
Hey John were you born?

I was born from two fags
You are massive gay
by End mii December 13, 2018
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