mooch

A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.

Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

monthly jellyfish sneezes

When a girl is on her period and she sneezes and it feels like a jellyfish came out her vagina

"I have a serious case of the Monthly Jellyfish Sneezes..."

by I name things. May 2, 2016

one month stand

when you see someone for couple of weeks or months, and when turns out that the person is really into you, you realize you have absolutely no feelings for her/him. the one gets a broken heart and you get an enemy. involves terrible moral hangover and everybody thinking you as an idiot.

"I had a one month stand with this girl and now her friends keep bugging me telling me how awful person I am."

by plaoto July 13, 2009

Mooch

Someone who invites you over only if you have weed for them to smoke and beer for them to drink.

regular person - "What are you doing tonight"
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"

wash rinse repeat.

by beansbeans123 June 18, 2010

mooh

someone that is wired, but cute & funny in a very creative way or style. also it means someone that is easily disturbed if not recognize; in a noble way it wants to feel important or honored.

1. childish

2. goofy

3. moody

4. cute

5. very creative

6. mooh

by mooh booga October 15, 2011

Perfect Month

A month whose 1st date comes on Monday and all the Sundays in that particular month follows the date pattern of 7 14 21 28 is known as Perfect Month. The name Perfect comes from the fact that it follows table of 7 which is the number of days in a week. Also, monday is considered as the first day of the week, hence coming of monday on the 1st date of a month is considered as Perfect Month.

Sam: This month is pretty busy, the work load is so damn heavy. I can't wait for weekends.
John: Sam "When sundays are coming this month".
Sam: Its a Perfect Month.
John: Man, weekend will be coming so damn late.

by Reet Awwsum June 10, 2013

mooch

1)walking randomly and aimlessly around, or just hanging out with nothing to do
2) something to say when you're not sure really what to do

1)
girl 1: what are you doing?
girl 2: nothing, just mooching

2)
girl 1: what doy uo want to do now?
girl 2: i don't know, let's just mooch.

by kathryn!!! September 18, 2007