Slag mole

An ugly woman who also lacks a desirable personallity and is usually after a male plaything, but, although she has nothing going for her, she will be very critical of males and only want one of reasonable quality.
Main features:
1.Ugly
2.Slightly overwieght
3.Flirts with many males, gets no-where.

At a party, an ugly girl with tight jeans, resulting in a muffin top, and a black tube top (which is also too small) walks up to you. She stands too close to you and starts making sex jokes and implying that she would like you to ride her like a mexican jockey. This is a Slag mole.

by MichaelJC July 7, 2006

Molech

A modern alternate spelling of Moloch.

Don't sacrifice babies to Molech.

by DavidusPrimus February 18, 2004

Mole's Eye

A twat which makes a mouse's ear look like a horse's collar

`Consigniawas powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like like ambers. His muscular arms enfolded her her body as she felt herself being swept away on a tradewind of passion. "Now Fernando," she gasped "Take me now. All these years in the convent i've been saving myself for the right man, and now i've found you." "Fucking get," breathed Fernando. "you must have a snatch like a mole's eye." (from `The Nun and the Windowcleaner` by Barbara Cartland

by Garthy September 19, 2006

mole

the mole is the member of a group of straight male friends who could be but isn't actually gay.

Joe (walking out of dressing room): Hey, do you guys think these pants make my hips look big?

Group of friends: THE MOLE!

by whoisthemole? October 3, 2011

manlet

a little man - (of which guy nakamura is a good example -

see- guy the fly or shiznit for more info.

a term that can be used to annoy, but in some cases, just to point out an obvious statement

'guy is a manlet, haha, he is so small lol !!11!!1!!1!!! !111oneoneeleven!!11!!onehundred!!1 !11!!eleven!

by weeabix April 26, 2005

porn mole

n. 1. a sketchy loser who avoids daylight and hoards vast quantities of dirty, used porn. 2. A small subterrestrial rodent inserted into the anus for sexual gratification (used by those who have graduated up from gerbils.)

This term works well in limericks because it rhymes with "corn hole"

1. Flobert, who was quite a porn mole, hung out in his attic and watched "The Anal Nurse Scam" over and over.

2. Everything was going great at the gay sex party until Maurice's porn mole bit him and made him bleed out of his ass.

by skip o'potamus July 23, 2006

mofle

A direct pronunciation of the word "muffler" to the Spanish language. It is usually used among the hispanic-american community. The correct way to say 'muffler' in spanish is "silenciador"

"¿Heytale, aqui arreglan mofles?"
"Hey there, do you fix mufflers here?"

by El Real Madrazo November 11, 2005