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n. 1. a sketchy loser who avoids daylight and hoards vast quantities of dirty, used porn. 2. A small subterrestrial rodent inserted into the anus for sexual gratification (used by those who have graduated up from gerbils.)

This term works well in limericks because it rhymes with "corn hole"
1. Flobert, who was quite a porn mole, hung out in his attic and watched "The Anal Nurse Scam" over and over.

2. Everything was going great at the gay sex party until Maurice's porn mole bit him and made him bleed out of his ass.

by skip o'potamus July 23, 2006
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