jiz monkey

a person who when is jerkin his gerkin, acts and sound like a monkey.

Woh man u look a like a total jiz monkey when wakin ur walrus

by meowpoop April 14, 2007

monkey explanation

A very simple explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(

by I read dictionaries December 09, 2021

broom-monkey

An offensive term for a janitor.

Even if it's not my job, I still take on the responsibilities of the broom-monkey because my company doesn't have a janitor.

by Sexydimma January 30, 2015

bunk monkey

A girl who visits a dorm room and provides oral pleasures on the top bunk.

Mark, when is that bunk monkey, Katy, coming back to b3? Did she suck your penis?

by superpooper69 October 28, 2008

Monkey Es

This is used when something cool is happening or if you witnessed something cool happening. It could also be used if someone is getting roasted and its a crazy burn

My friend got caught by his parents, that is so Monkey Es. It was so Monkey Es when you jumped off that cliff!

by The High Master November 18, 2018

leaf monkey

Being called a "leaf monkey" or a "leaf monkea" is the greatest insult someone could possibly get.

Colin - takes Oscar's Takis.

Oscar - "Colin, give me back my Takis you leaf monkey!"

by leafmonkea March 23, 2019

doose monkey

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.

In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.

by Jereboam November 17, 2010