Hobbit monger

The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!

Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.

by “P.D.” Like poop dick February 5, 2019

Cupboard Monger

A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.

hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus

by Folesy May 30, 2018

thrift monger

A person who hangs out at thrift stores to buy then resell junk in ebay

Damn, mike is a thrift monger selling all that junk online

by Donnawilllose July 16, 2019

Trash Monger

An obese humanoid who enters a grocery store only to scream about ice cream freezers that are broken and to blame all men and women of the establishment giving them the name capitalist pig men.

Hey you, trash monger leave my store go buy your delicious frozen cremes elsewhere.

by dr.mantistoboggan27 August 16, 2019

Oral Monger

Someone who loves eating pussy, ass or obsessed with head.

“I’m such an Oral Monger, eating pussy is all I think of”

“ She Oral Mongered me so good last night till I busted.”

by DJDickRichards October 24, 2017

The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017

monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016