bitch monger 

Someone who is not a bitch themselves but hangs out with bitches so they get classified as one

girl one: why does everyone hate heather? shes nice when shes alone?
girl two: because shes a bitch monger theres nothing that can be done.

bitch monger by georgiageorge June 16, 2009

chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

chode mongerer by getatyourmom May 24, 2011

monked 

A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.

Man-- that girl is monked.

guy1: "You see that girl?"
guy2: "yeah man -- monked"

monked by yoshi March 21, 2004

douche monger 

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.

Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger

douche monger by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006

munged 

To get really drunk or wasted.

I got proper munged last night.

munged by sirrogermarburg April 17, 2005

dick monger 

The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.

dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!

dick monger by The Vegimite November 27, 2007

Jew monger 

someone who sells jews illegaly on the internet, or someone who secretly seduces jews into sex.

That jew monger, he makes $200 dollars a week i make $100 selling dildo's to broads

Jew monger by Jake AKA J-Massa March 25, 2007