mong

just a bit of an idiot innit

you mong

by Rexoy March 17, 2023

mong

Your local Joe who thinks they can play snooker. They are usually ginger and annoying

Somehow the mong was able to make a 50 break!

by Joe Blogsy January 29, 2023

Mong

1. Sois after 3 or more illybays
2. Louis in distress

Plural: Mongs (social gathering at AP’s house)

“Sois your a mong cunt, stop sticking that tech deck in her mut”

by Naskoh2Trappy May 13, 2022

Mong

Mike elong

Mike elong is a fucking retarded mong

by Gayiswrong July 27, 2023

Mong

Mong is another word for idiot

James your a stupid mong

by Matty the twatty November 12, 2018

mong

joe mckay

joe is a Mong

by Doc is love doc is life March 29, 2021

Mong

A word used in place of retard or spastic. Can mean unattractive.

Generally classed as outdated or politically incorrect to say.

Oh my days you just bumped into a wheelie bin you fucking mong

by Wildlings September 24, 2020