Mirror snake

When a guy takes a picture in the mirror and his dick hangs so low it isn’t in the picture

“Holy shit look at his mirror snake in this”
“His mirror snake is so long

by Pea brain March 20, 2024

Ugly Mirror

The ugly mirror is when your anger towards another person is coming from your own guilt in doing the same thing. Maybe they have the same issue/tendency you do, and maybe you have never been on the receiving-end before.

I was angry at James because of his massive mommy issues, until I realized I was looking into the ugly mirror.

by PizzaGoldfish May 18, 2024

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

by bbbasic October 18, 2020

Mirror Shot Core

A cliche of human (or rather, proto-simian being) that enjoys taking his shirt off, taking a picture of himself in the mirror with a cellphone, photoshopping abs on, and uploading the final, bestial product to some form of social networking site (usually Myspace). Average IQ: Lesser than or equal to 90. If a specimen is spotted, the only known remedy is euthanization.

Mirror Shot Core douchebag: OMG LOOK HOW FUCKING DEEP, EDGY, AND RIPPED I AM. *takes off shirt and flexes*

Good Samaritan: ...
*shoots between eyes*

by TeeRyeForce April 26, 2012

Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights

While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.

Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2025

Mirror

Mirror

mirror

by mirror12@ November 20, 2023

Mirror

When you feel the exact same about everything someone just said about you. Rather than repeating it back, put your hand up in a high five position and say “mirror” (symbolically saying all the same things back to the person who said them).

Person 1: You are so funny, and fun.

Person 2: Mirror *high five* (subcontext: you too!)

by susieundertheriver November 30, 2023