A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.
Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".
Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
by KX12 May 19, 2014
Mike is a caring character who wants the best for everyone and is super sweet, he is apart of the losers club and is homeschooled on a farm, he cares about others before himself and is a overall amazing character that deserved the world
by 🤠🤚 March 30, 2020
When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".
Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."
by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009
A much better version of Mike Ock, more convincing as a real name. Sounds like "my cock" when said casually. Look it up on ebaumsworld to see a good prank.
I'll never forget the time I beat Mike Hawk at a wrestling tournament. And I'd like to thank Mike Hawk for always standing up for me.
by Thuza February 16, 2006
Drummer of the bands Dead Skin Mask, Sa-sanctuary, and formerly of Lost Soul.(not the other mike aresco, programing director of CBS)
by Jtravis October 02, 2005
Bijuu Mike;
Bijuu Mike is an awesome youtuber with great content! Bijuu Mike is known for his goofy videos and weeb personality. Bijuu Mike uploads 1-2 videos a day on youtube.
Bijuu Mike is an awesome youtuber with great content! Bijuu Mike is known for his goofy videos and weeb personality. Bijuu Mike uploads 1-2 videos a day on youtube.
My favorite youtuber is Bijuu Mike!
by EmmaR0LL September 08, 2018
Mike Pompeo is a fucknut.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018