microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.

Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.

by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024

Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024

13 yo microwave

loves sex

oh boy the 13 yo microwave sure does love sex

by CIHFR April 6, 2023

Microwaved

When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.

That Person Looks Very MICROWAVED Right Now.

by BobertRobert7 May 3, 2023

Microwave

A microwave is an electronic device that spins a disk inside with food on it, while it does this it sounds as follows: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEPBEEEEP"

Some very wise words if I do say so myself.

My microwave has blown up!

Oh no! Is the food ok?

No, you dumbass.

by MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEEPBEEPBEE May 7, 2023

microwave

a compact cooking oven. there is also a joke saying that running a microwave at 3am is the loudest thing in existence

me: i gotta heat my spaghetties
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by уour mum December 16, 2023

Microwave

Term used to describe the radiation from 5g Towers.

They built a new 5g tower in my neighborhood, it's a microwave.

by Z0dia December 4, 2022