Joseph Merryweather

A bellend who always believes that getting naked is the way to go , always swearing and believing that "Fuckennnn " is the only word in the English Language. Swaying back and forth on a chair and swearing is his goals in life ....

Joseph Merryweather believes Constant swearing and saying fueckennnn when drunk. Gets naked on a regular basis at parties he feels this is when he should really get naked standing with beer in hand talking to people NAKED !!! ...

by mailface happy22 September 24, 2011

magical merry-go-round

The magical merry-go-round is that act of two men performing sissoring but then when they are touching the first male inserts his penis into the second male's anus and visa versa, once inserted both males roll either left or right creating the magical merry-go-round.

man #1 : Hey bro, want to come round and we can try the magical merry-go-round.
man #2: sure, as long as I can start facing up.

by acrylicface January 20, 2015

merrybelle

a rejoicing sound; a cheerful song cheer

The merrybelle rang out from the chapel through the surrounding forest, rousing up a warm wind that inspired a new kind of hope in the city.

by sockbarbie May 18, 2006

Metayis

Usually, a black person who likes to autistically scream for no reason, and won't hesitate to scream in the middle of class "I'm Gonna Kill My-self!"

Metayis is a Nigger.

by republic of africa November 5, 2019

Merry Clitmas

This one can be very tricky, so fasten your sleigh belts. Step 1: Dress up like Santa clause. Step 2: Fit your way down someone’s chimney. Step 3: This involves some luck. The hope is that you landed in a house with a hot hoe hoe hoe and a sleeping husband. The hoe has had too much to drink so she wonders her way downstairs when she hears a loud bang. Thinking you are her husband, she de-clothes herself and sneaks up on you. Step 4: Proceed to pound the hoe hoe’s fruit cake until it has enough whipped topping. Step 5: Flick her bean, and yell “Merry Clitmas”. Step 6: Get the hell outta there. Her husband has probably awoken by now and is sprinting down the steps with his shotgun ready to blow your meat missile off to Jupiter... **kinky**

Tyrant: Bro how was your Christmas?

Big Easy: It was pretty eventful. I sharted multiple times and had a five dollar footlong for breakfast. Hbu?

Tyrant: Boy I’ll tell ya I had an amazing Christmas! Almost didn’t make it out alive. Long story short, I went to some hoe’s house and popped her cherry. Then I yelled Merry Clitmas and booked it outta there. I think her dad was coming to teach me a lesson. Turns out he was a cop, so good thing I high tailed it outta there.

Big Easy: Damn I wish I was as cool as you.

by Stoney69 December 24, 2019

decrepit merry go round

the act of enticing all the grannies from the aged home to your place for tea and coffee then super surprising them by having an orgy with them whilst wearing your favourite mexican wrestling outfit

guy 1: hey man i saw your mum the other night. did the decrepit merry go round with her and a few of her friends.

guy 2: whats that?

guy 1: ahh nothing really, hmm ask your mum.

runs away!

by leoNARDox2 February 5, 2010

Floating merry

Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.

My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!

by Geek-schmeek August 14, 2016