If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.
by crazipaco February 6, 2009
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A pre sex drink created during foreplay, where a young and vivacious singaporean girl squeezes fruits on her breasts. One may collect the juice in a clay cup or suck it directly from the tit. It stimulates arousal and enhances stamina during intercourse.
A pre sex drink created during foreplay, where a young and vivacious singaporean girl squeezes fruits on her breasts. One may collect the juice in a clay cup or suck it directly from the tit. It stimulates arousal and enhances stamina during intercourse.
1:how did last night go?
2:dude! i ran out of viagra!
1:really? man, you should have got your girl to make you some melon juice!
2:dude! i ran out of viagra!
1:really? man, you should have got your girl to make you some melon juice!
by revealthesensuality April 4, 2009
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the act of cutting a watermelon in half and then cutting a circular hole into it and the fucking the whole and ejaculating into it.
by fatguy21 April 26, 2010
Get the White melon mug.Sexual foreplay involving watermelon. Whole melons with crafted holes can be used for penetration or slices can be used for manual stimulation.
"I just divorced my husband because he wasn't into melon play. If he can't fuck a melon, he can't fuck me either"
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by Ebonyks September 16, 2014
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by Melons123HD December 15, 2016
Get the MelonSqueezy mug.A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.
Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
by Grace Bose November 20, 2019
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by neodevon555 February 20, 2011
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