Splooge McDuck

Whereby I jizz on your face and then pelt you with loose change, consisting mostly of pennies.

Homie 1: "I came on that bitches face, then hit her with some change"

Homie 2: "So you Splooge McDuck'd that bitch?"

Homie 1: "hell fuckin yeah"

by chrodochritis September 10, 2012

mutt da muck

The way a friend who speaks like a muppet would try to verbalize the phrase: "wtf".

"Hey, I heard Adam came out of the closet."
"Mutt da muck!"

by B.Money May 15, 2005

muck

(N.)- A Slang Word For Mushrooms

That Bitch Stole My Mucks, I'm Pissed!

by Jamessssss August 31, 2006

Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf

In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.

Etymology:

'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.

'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.

'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.

Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"

Crowd: /raucous applause/

by Romance77 March 4, 2010

mcfuck

What McDonald's employees don't give.

Employee: "We love to see you smile!" (in head: Actually, I don't give a McFuck. I hope you die.)

by grey July 18, 2004

goo-goo-muck

The mix of sperm and snot.

Last night I gave my girlfriend goo-goo-muck in the hair.

by Crisky February 20, 2023

Muck

To take, or smoke, magic mushrooms (and trip out on them, as is the case with such things).

"mucks" refers to shrooms.

Reece just ate some mucks earlier, and is running around naked in the back yard.

by worldender June 28, 2007