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the crazy sexy matrix

A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.
I just smashed the crazy sexy matrix chick from apartment 31.
by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017
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Matrix Fart

Letting out fart while listening to loud music with headphones, and you have no idea if people heard it.
by UrKillingMeSmals March 4, 2025
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Pronoun Matrix Simulation

Pronoun Matrix Simulation or P.M.S. Is changing of one’s gender identity in a controlled matrix environment. And / or To simulate one’s self delusions of who they truly believe they identify as. Regardless of what one’s true biological gender is.
(Jake) hey Lynnette I just got the new sims in the city game today. I now identify as a she now. . I am so smoking hot. Look I got boobs.

(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.

(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.

(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.

Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.

(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
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The matrix

ndrew Tate, who frequently appears in YouTube shorts accessible to a broad audience. The term "the matrix" encompasses various connotations, one of which alludes to the role of a bookmaker. Alternatively, it may denote the individuals whom Andrew Tate ardently advocates for—those he perceives as staunchly opposing forces striving to impede individuals from succumbing to indoctrination and perpetuating impoverishment.
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The Matrix Resurrections

Ok, have I defended this yet? I don't think I've defend this yet so here:
Hym "The Matrix Resurrections isn't as bad as people say it is. Neil Patrick Harris' monologue was chilling. Trinity getting some of Neo's powers totally made sense because after she dies what do you think they would have to use to reconstruction her? NEO! That's why half of his powers got transferred to Trinity! What would they rebuild her with OTHER THAN the only other organic material around!? That's why they get stronger when theyvare closer together! They are two halves of 'The One' powers. Robot social hierarchy leaves the door open for more movies. There was nothing overtly wrong with that movie. You motherfuckers don't know how to enjoy things."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.
"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"
by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021
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whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.
by Elk Snot July 19, 2018
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